Introducing the "Warning: Uncaffeinated Human, Tread Carefully" Velveteen Plush Blanket - the ultimate cozy companion for those who haven't had their morning dose of java!
This blanket is here to let the world know that you're not to be messed with until you've had your coffee. It's like a soft fortress, providing comfort and protection until you've reached your optimal caffeinated state.
Wrapped in this plush goodness, you'll feel like a fearsome creature, capable of taking on anything that comes your way, as long as you've had your cup of joe. The warning message on the blanket serves as a cautionary sign for those who might underestimate the power of an uncaffeinated human.
So snuggle up in this velveteen blanket, sip your coffee, and conquer the day with the right level of caffeinated energy. Remember, an uncaffeinated human is a force to be reckoned with, so tread carefully, my friend.
