Introducing the "If You Can Read This You Are Too Close" velveteen plush blanket - the perfect way to keep everyone at a safe distance while cuddling up in luxurious comfort!
This blanket is like a friendly reminder for those who invade your personal space. It's the ultimate defense mechanism disguised as a cozy and soft blanket. With its hilarious message boldly displayed, it's impossible for anyone to miss the hint.
Every time you wrap yourself in this velveteen plush blanket, you'll feel a sense of relief knowing that you can keep people at arm's length, both literally and figuratively. And let's not forget the humorous phrase that tells it like it is. It's like a playful warning sign that says, "I love my personal space, so back off!"
But don't worry, we know you're not actually hostile. You just value your bubble of comfort and need your own little kingdom of relaxation. This blanket is just a funny way to express that.
So go ahead, snuggle up with this blanket and send a clear message to those around you. Because if they can read the words on your blanket, they are definitely too close for comfort!
