Introducing the "I Gave a Shit Yesterday, Looks Like You Missed It" velveteen plush blanket - the perfect cozy companion for those who have mastered the art of not giving a crap!
This blanket is like a warm, snuggly reminder that you don't waste your precious time and energy on things that don't matter. It's for those who have mastered the art of indifference and know that life's too short to sweat the small stuff.
Wrapped in this luxuriously soft blanket, you'll feel like you're floating on a cloud of apathy, blissfully unaware of any unnecessary drama. And let's not forget the hilarious phrase adorning the blanket. It's a gentle, sarcastic reminder to those who missed witnessing your previous shits that they were truly exceptional.
But fear not, because you're not heartless or unfeeling. You simply have your priorities straight and choose to invest your energy wisely.
So go ahead, embrace your carefree spirit and cocoon yourself in this velveteen plush blanket. Because yesterday's shit-giving has come and gone, and today is all about cozying up and letting the world do its thing without bothering you.
