Introducing the "Caffeinated & Masturbated" Velveteen Plush Blanket - the ultimate cozy companion for those who believe in self-care, laughter, and a good cup of coffee!
Wrap yourself up in this hilariously bold and incredibly soft blanket that embraces two of life's greatest pleasures - caffeine and, well, you know! It's the perfect way to unwind, stay warm, and unleash your playful side.
Every time you snuggle into this plush blanket, you'll be reminded of the importance of self-indulgence and a healthy dose of humor. With its luxurious velveteen fabric, it feels like a gentle hug from a mischievous friend, keeping you cozy while inviting a mischievous grin.
The phrase on this blanket is a tongue-in-cheek reminder that life's simple pleasures can bring us joy and comfort. It's a celebration of our quirks, our guilty pleasures, and our unique ways of finding relaxation.
So go ahead, grab a cup of joe, snuggle up in this delightful blanket, and let the laughter and warmth wash over you. Because when it comes to self-care, this blanket knows how to hit all the right spots!
.: 100% Polyester
.: One sided print
.: 3 sizes
